or quotes? I found one I like: Some of the greater things in life are unseen...that's why u close your eyes when u kiss, cry, or dream!
Kindness is a language the blind can see and the deaf can hear.
i like this one
''start your story at the beginning, and when you get to the end, stop.''
can i have a hotpot betty lol
The only way is up - Yazz and the Plastic Population.
In the morning I'll be sober, but you'll still be ugly.
-Winston Churchill
no seriously, it was.
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on"
i like
thats another fine mess you got me into, stanley.
'the ofamous witty sayingsnly difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad' S. Dali
'Even if you're on the right track you will get run down if you just sit there' W. Rogers
"And I walked out onto the balcony,agggggggggh,,,,No Balcony!"
Groucho 马克s
When caught talking to yourself say:
"It's the only way I can guarantee an intelligent conversation."
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"This is the stickiest situation since 'Sticky' the stick-insect got stuck on a sticky-bun."
Kudos to Edmund Blackadder....
"You are no longer turds. You have graduated to maggots." -- Major Payfamous witty sayingsne
Its always better to sleep with a known devil than an unknown devil.......
I Absolutely Love 马克 Twain! His quotes are Priceless!
Here are a couple of good ones from him:
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
This link gives several more great Twain quotes:
"The most beautiful things in the world,cannot be seen on touched,they must be felt with your heart"....Hellen Keller...:)
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